Not really a Joke - but you'll smile

[Carolyn, Director]

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the very top.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top
think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along. The one who is
smart and brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

As for men...men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's
up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into
something acceptable enough to have dinner with.

Share this with all the good apples you know!